david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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