he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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