remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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