Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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