No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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