honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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