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Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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