i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
two words: eviction party
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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