her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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