I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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