would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
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