Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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