Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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