Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
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