FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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