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say what?
wanna hang out?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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