FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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