So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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