you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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