you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize
