If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
When are your genitals available?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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