normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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