You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
