My brain says no but my pants say off.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
wow bdsm is so cute
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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