New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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