if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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