let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Boobs are out for the taking
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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