ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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