i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
We are two peas in an std pod
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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