so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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