I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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