oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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