just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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