You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
