do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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