All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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