Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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