margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Randomize