Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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