Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I supernannyed him into submission
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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