worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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