This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Randomize
