Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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