do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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