Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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