i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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