nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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