I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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