ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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