your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize