Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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