For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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