My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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